The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Price Of Teeth Rises [15d]
• Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral [15d]
• Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran [15d]
• Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna [15d]
• Data Centers By The Numbers [16d]
• NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball [16d]
• Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? [16d]
• Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter [16d]
• 15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack [16d]
• Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop [16d]
• Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie [16d]