The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary [11d]
• Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA [11d]
• Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ [11d]
• Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead [11d]
• DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case [11d]
• Tips For Researching Local Candidates [11d]
• Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket [11d]
• Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores [11d]
• EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier [11d]
• Pat Yelsh and Jordan Menz [11d]
• Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One [11d]