The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester [15d]
• Cruel Stage Mom Shoves 100 Milligrams Of Adderall Down Grogu’s Throat [15d]
• Pros And Cons Of Non-Grass Lawns [15d]
• Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg [15d]
• RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack [15d]
• Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice [15d]
• MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys [15d]
• Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9 [15d]
• Questions Grow Over Mystery Of Missing Legislative Branch [15d]
• Mom Mails Son Jar She Needs Opened [15d]
• Japanese Eels Revealed To Have 2 Types Of Sperm [15d]