The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old [2d]
• ‘Victens Wemponyaga,’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence [2d]
• Ron Green [2d]
• Meta Launches Instagram Plus [2d]
• Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence [2d]
• Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular [2d]
• PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat [2d]
• Owners Will Retain Access To The Ring Cam [2d]