The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Idris Elba Says Some Audiences Won’t Accept Black James Bond [17d]
• Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat [17d]
• I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake [17d]
• Sara Morse and Beth Lozano [17d]
• Blindfolded ‘Love Island USA’ Contestants Challenged To Guess Who Saying Slur [17d]
• Schtick-Starter [17d]
• Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship [17d]
• Greek Custodian Used To Be Demigod Back In Home Country [17d]
• Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit [18d]
• Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe [18d]