The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table [19d]
• Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters [19d]
• LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too [19d]
• Guy Who Goes To Bar Every Day At 10 A.M. Must Be Huge Soccer Fan [19d]
• Trump Covers Up Low State Fair Attendance By Calling In Bomb Threat [19d]