The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan [34d]
• Spiteful AIPAC Spends $30 Million On Loud Bird Perched Outside Abdul El-Sayed’s Window [34d]
• Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet [34d]
• Immunologists Warn About Rise Of Good Time–Resistant Supernarcs [34d]
• Timothy Burnett [34d]
• Nation Detecting…Cardamom? [34d]