The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far [37d]
• FBI Moves To Raise Murder Rate For First Time Since 2023 [37d]
• The NFL Concussion Protocol: How The League Determines If A Player Can Return To The Game [37d]
• Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde [37d]
• Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour [37d]
• Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch [37d]
• Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face [37d]
• PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now [37d]
• Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet [37d]
• Tyler Neiman [37d]