The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening [33d]
• NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets [33d]
• Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton [33d]
• Measles: Myth Vs. Fact [33d]
• First New Wild Cat Species Discovered In 100 Years [33d]