The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents [25d]
• Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank [25d]
• Chris Hansen Slams ‘Primetime’ For Inaccurate Portrayal Of Celebratory Breakdances He Did After Catching Pedophiles [25d]
• Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future [25d]
• Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty [25d]
• Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture [25d]
• Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed [25d]