The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ [18d]
• Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties [18d]
• Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him [19d]
• Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar [19d]
• Hiding in Plane Sight [19d]
• Trump’s Triumphal Arch By The Numbers [19d]