The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• DHS Raids Rep. Ilhan Omar’s Home [8d]
• Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting [8d]
• Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH [8d]
• Macklemore or Less [8d]
• Trump Claims He Shared Cell With James Talarico In Insane Asylum [8d]
• Maybe It’s The Neurosyphilis Talking, But I’m Proud Of What America’s Become [8d]
• Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer [8d]