The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Boasts Tariffs A Huge Success At Making Things Expensive [17d]
• ‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set [17d]
• Voter Fraud By The Numbers [17d]
• Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku [17d]
• FBI Investigating Suspicious Substance Sent To Congressional Offices [17d]
• Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain [17d]