The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid [16d]
• Is Pete Hegseth’s Bold Pledge To ‘Kill Everyone’ By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream? [16d]
• ‘Whalefall’ Writer Reveals Story Inspired By Time He Ate A Scuba Diver [16d]
• Druid Loving This Cloak Weather [16d]
• LeBron James Squeezes Eyes Shut To Avoid Catching Glimpse Of Philadelphia During Commute [16d]