The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fired General Warned Of Missile Shortages Before Iran War [15d]
• Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain [15d]
• Whoever Says My Name On TV Gets My Vote [15d]
• Phoebe Bridgers Sends Warning To Fans By Executing Phone On Stage [15d]
• Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S. [15d]
• Fans Worry Achilles Tear May Not Be End Of Ben Simmons’ Career [15d]