The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Anthony Davis Going To Halloween Party Right After Game [6d]
• Scooby-Doo Retires After Taking Skydance Buyout [6d]
• I Won’t Let My Son Play Football Because I Don’t Want Him In A Bisexual Love Triangle With The Head Cheerleader And Team Captain [6d]
• NYSE Opens Spirit Realm Stock Trading For One Night A Year [6d]
• LeBron Shortens Commute By Having Xfinity Arena Helicoptered To New York Every Morning [6d]
• Host Apparently Committing To Dracula Voice For Whole Party [6d]
• How To Incorporate AI Into Your Daily Life [6d]
• Ghosts and Gobblin’ [6d]