The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Haley Stevens Threatens To Endorse One Republican Every Hour Until Demands Met [3d]
• Sports Betting By The Numbers [3d]
• Goateed Off [3d]
• Milwaukee Brewers Win First World Series [3d]
• Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control [3d]
• Pros And Cons Of Democracy [3d]
• Poll: Americans Likelier To Vote For Candidate Who Hasn’t Barged In On Them In Bathroom Stall [3d]
• Trump Designates Poll Watchers As 7th U.S. Military Branch [3d]
• Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal [3d]