The Brutalist Report

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• America Celebrates Valentine’s Day [1325d]
• Worst Things You Can Say To Someone Single On Valentine’s Day [1326d]
• Study Finds Pop-Up Ads Evolved Decoy ‘X’ To Distract Predators [1326d]
• Obama Reveals He Almost Passed On Presidency For Chance To Direct ‘Leatherheads’ [1326d]
• 60,000 Bees Stolen From U.S. Supermarket Headquarters [1326d]
• 8-And-A-Half-Month-Old Fetus Could Really Get Used To This [1326d]
• Man’s Mistress Just Like Wife But Happy [1326d]
• Artificially Intelligent Amazon Supercomputer Stuck In Dead-End Retail Job [1326d]
• Cincinnati Residents Take Solace After Loss In City’s Lack Of Culture, Terrible Food, Stupid Name, Boring Downtown [1326d]
• Rams Dedicate Win To Whatever City They Play For [1326d]
• Eminem Speaks To Police Officer After Noise Complaint Called On Super Bowl Halftime Performance [1326d]
• Paranoid Snoop Dogg Hides Backstage Before Halftime Show After Taking Single Puff Of Joint [1326d]