The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Champagne Sales Reach All-Time High [1324d]
• Oscars Organizers Fire Wanda Sykes After Discovering History Of Gay Jokes [1324d]
• Judge Dismisses ‘New York Times’ Libel Suit Brought By Cannibal Terrorist Sarah Palin [1324d]
• Societal Pressure To Conform Doing Nothing But Favors For Area Man [1325d]
• Jell-O Recipe Repeatedly Suggests One Could Mix Cremated Loved Ones Into Gelatin Mold [1325d]
• Man Who Lost Whole Family Really Commandeering AA Meeting [1325d]
• Ohio Mayor Concerned Ice Shanties Would Lead To Prostitution [1325d]
• Warning Signs A Covid Testing Site Might Be A Scam [1325d]
• Humane Trap Safely Holds Hungry, Terrified Animal In Mesh Prison Until Captor Can Carry It Far Away From Family [1325d]