The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Thousands Of Priest’s Baptisms Rendered Invalid For Using Wrong Word [1323d]
• Man Hides Engagement Ring In Piece Of Cheese So Girlfriend Will Take It Without A Fuss [1323d]
• Patient A Little Disappointed He’s Not Getting Treated By Dentist Whose Name Is On Sign [1323d]
• ‘Jackass’ Cast Members Discuss Their Most Dangerous Stunts [1324d]
• Spinal Implants Allowing Paralyzed People To Walk Again [1324d]
• How Artificial Snow Is Made [1324d]
• Biden Shoots Self In Foot In Hopes Of Getting Discharged From Presidency [1324d]
• Parents Forced To Explain Thrill Of Having Sex In Public After Daughter Sees Monkeys Mating At Zoo [1324d]
• Vision Sharpens, Time Slows To Crawl As Stranger Begins Trying To Make Genuine Human Connection [1324d]