The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fiery Cargo Ship Full Of Porsches Adrift In Ocean [1509d]
• New iPhone Setting Reduces Eyestrain With Black Text On Identical Black Background [1509d]
• Report: Everyone Was Counting On You And You Let Them Down [1509d]
• Restaurant Kitchen Must Have Incredible Diversity And Inclusion Program [1509d]
• Woman Desperately Seeking Excuse To Assault Retail Workers Now That Mask Mandate Lifted [1509d]
• Worst Things You Can Say To A Child Living Through The Pandemic [1509d]
• Air Purifier Gobbles Up Last Whiff Of Dead Wife’s Scent [1509d]