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The Onion

K-Y Introduces Personal Mouth Lubricant For Extra Sloppy Kisses [1309d]
Biggest Things Catholics Give Up For Lent [1309d]
Pope Grants New Fathers Working At Vatican 3-Day Paternity Leave [1309d]
‘Babe, I Didn’t Even Know You Liked That Stuff,’ Says Man Returning From Romantic Four-Course Meal For Two [1309d]
Crows Evolve New Blond Look Concluding 17-Million-Year Goth Phase [1309d]
Report: You Have Earned Enough OnionBucks To Purchase Virtual Gloves [1309d]
Thousands Of Police Officers March Through Streets To Mourn Cop Who Was Shot While Scratching Ear With Gun [1309d]
Magnanimous Benefactor Deigns To Bestow Coworkers Token Of His Largess If Anyone Wants Something From Starbucks [1309d]
U.S. Governors Order State-Run Liquor Stores To Stop Selling Russian Vodka [1309d]
Boy Wonders [1309d]
Biden Touts Incredible State Of Union When Compared To What’s Going On In Ukraine [1309d]
Iowa Governor Delivers State Of The Union Response In Form Of Casserole [1309d]
Biden Begs Nation To Leave A Tired Old Man Alone [1309d]
‘We Are Turning The Corner On The Coronavirus,’ Says Biden As Giant Looming Covid-19 Particle Touches Down On D.C. [1309d]
Aides Assure Biden That Putin Not Going To Appear Mid-Speech In Plume Of Smoke [1309d]