The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kanye West Video Depicts Him Killing Pete Davidson [1303d]
• This Drink Makes You Happy And Fun, How Has Nobody Ever Told Us About Alcohol? [1303d]
• Job Creationist Believes There Only One True CEO Who Made All Jobs From On High [1303d]
• Things To Never Say To A Child About Nuclear War [1303d]
• Quality Time With Son Mostly Spent Convincing Him Not To Tell Mom About Affair [1303d]
• Biden Provides Nuclear Codes To Scammer Pretending To Be Pentagon [1303d]
• Fitbit Recalls Over One Million Ionic Smartwatches Over Burn Injury Risk [1303d]
• Wimpy Little Pistol That Angry Teen Brought To School Just Makes Bullying Worse [1303d]
• Small Town Teen Dreams Of Someday Becoming Memorial Highway [1303d]
• Judd Apatow Criticized For Nepotism After Casting Own Sperm To Star In New Movie [1303d]
• Game Of Phones [1303d]