The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Lindsey Graham Bursts Into Confirmation Hearing With Rifle, Demands Senators Free The Children Now [1285d]
• ‘The Bachelor’ Turns 20 [1285d]
• BREAKING: Former Secretary Of State Condoleezza Rice, 67, Will Die [1285d]
• Workers Repairing Notre Dame Discover Ancient Tombs [1285d]
• The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Find The Perfect Spring-Cleaning Products [1285d]
• U.S. Announces It Will Allow Ukrainian Refugees After Deporting 100,000 Central Americans Seeking Asylum [1285d]
• Crowd Cheers After Stripper Bursts Out Of Birthday Boy [1285d]
• Report: Rising Number Of Weak, Emasculated Men Working As Stay-At-Home Dads [1285d]
• Please Like Me [1285d]
• Dick Cheney Figures Enough Time Has Passed To Go Into Favorite Iraqi Restaurant Again [1285d]
• Californians Explain Why They Left For Texas [1285d]
• Match Launches Dating App For Single Parents [1285d]
• ‘Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists’ Demands $10 Trillion Or It Will Destroy Earth By Setting Clock To Midnight [1285d]
• Fact-Checkers Verify Information Involving The War In Ukraine…Unless…They Can’t Be Trusted Either…No One Can [1285d]