The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Goldman Sachs CEO To DJ At Lollapalooza [1284d]
• Ginni Thomas Dismisses Text Messages To Mark Meadows As Regular, Run-Of-The-Mill Infidelity [1284d]
• Total Genius Wears Tear-Off Pants At Urinal [1284d]
• Smithsonian Devotes New Exhibit To First African American To Use Whites-Only Glory Hole [1284d]
• HBO Executives Hoping George R.R. Martin Finishes Final ‘Euphoria’ Book Before Next Season [1284d]
• Celebrities Explain How They Are Helping Ukraine [1284d]
• Biden Cuts NATO Summit Short To Squeeze In Chocolate Tour Of Brussels [1284d]
• Planned Parenthood Unveils New Heat-Seeking Abortion Drone [1284d]
• ‘It’s Been A Long Time Since I’ve Done This So I Need To Take It Slow,’ Says Woman On Date Attempting To Smile [1284d]
• Kid Rock Claims Trump Sought His Advice On North Korea, Islamic State [1284d]