The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• D.C. Police Find 5 Fetuses In Home Of Anti-Abortion Activist [1273d]
• White House Press Secretary Asks Reporter Chanting ‘Kill, Kill, Kill’ If He Has An Actual Question [1274d]
• The Sun: You Don’t Want To Be Around When This Thing Blows Up [1274d]
• What To Say If Someone Catcalls You [1274d]
• Man Wonders If Speeding Ticket Just Karma For Going 120 MPH [1274d]
• Mom’s Closet Too Messy To Find Gun [1274d]
• U.S. To Issue Gender-Neutral Passports Starting April [1274d]
• Education Report Finds American Children Severely Behind In Age [1274d]
• Panasonic Recalls 2 Million Microwaves That Got Dirty [1274d]
• ‘You Have Abandoned Us, So Shall Ye Be Abandoned!’ Bellow Employees At Coworker Returning From Vacation [1274d]
• New Mother Confirms Childbirth Most Rewarding Experience A Desperate Attention Seeker With No Personality Can Go Through [1274d]