The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.N. Suspends Russia From Human Rights Council [1266d]
• Local Weirdo Charged With Giving Everyone Heebie Jeebies [1266d]
• Most Dangerous Mental Health Trends On TikTok [1266d]
• Man Drinking Beer At 7:30 A.M. On Bus May Be Onto Something [1266d]
• Financial Advisor Recommends Fraud [1266d]
• Supreme Court Agrees To Hear The Case Of The Haunted Harbor [1266d]
• Parents Ask If Son Wouldn’t Mind Stopping By To Fix Gaping Void In Their Lives [1266d]
• Bored Kamala Harris Doodles Cartoon Of Refugee Being Thrown Out Of Airplane In Margin Of Notes [1266d]
• Man Buys Cute Little House For All His Precious Tool Babies To Sleep In [1266d]