The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FDA Authorizes First Covid-19 Breath Test [1259d]
• Excuses Employers Use To Not Give You A Raise [1259d]
• Education Report Finds American Children Severely Behind In Age [1259d]
• Company Referral Program Offers Bonuses For Recommending Potential Employees To Fire [1259d]
• Man Shopping For Cheap Sunglasses Troubled By Reviews Calling Sunglasses Cheap [1259d]
• Grandpa Surprisingly Willing To Talk About Man He Killed [1259d]
• Shot Taken With Bartender Included On Bill [1259d]
• Kim Gives Luxury Home To North Korea’s Most Famous Newscaster [1259d]
• Deshaun Watson’s Contract Includes Clause Voiding Guaranteed Money In Event Of Injury Sustained During Sexual Assault [1259d]