The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Meet The Onion's New Boyfriend, Austin! [1258d]
• Vengeful José Andrés Seals Screaming Russian Soldiers Into Enormous Empanada [1258d]
• Federal Judge Overturns CDC Mask Mandate For Planes, Public Transit [1258d]
• Airlines Announce It Safe To Fly Planes Indoors Again [1258d]
• Conservative Parents Explain Why They Are Boycotting Disney [1258d]
• Frustrated CEO Stuck In Dead-End 7-Figure Job [1258d]
• Realtor Suggests Old Victorian House Perfect Place To Murder Family [1258d]
• Health Insurance Plan Only Covers Random Hippopotamus Attacks [1258d]
• Gymnastics Program Gives Child Self-Discipline Needed To Sustain Lifelong Eating Disorder [1258d]
• Prince Harry, Meghan Visit Queen For First Time Since Giving Up Royal Titles [1258d]
• Condescending 911 Operator Asks If Caller Tried Using Fire Extinguisher [1258d]
• Twins Switched At Birth In Essentially Meaningless Mix-Up [1258d]