The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Judge Approves Effort To Remove Marjorie Taylor Greene From Ballot [1256d]
• Signs Your Spouse May Be Using You For Money [1256d]
• Immigrant Explains Difficulty Of Assimilating To An American Culture That's Constantly Rebooting Its Film Franchises [1257d]
• Blood Spatter Analyst Concludes It’s All The Red Stuff [1257d]
• Encouraging Reports Confirm Explosions Near Afghan School Kill Zero Ukrainians [1257d]
• Company Culture Mostly Clapping [1257d]
• Report: 73% Of America’s Food Waste Traced To Really Messy Toddler [1257d]
• What You Need To Know About ‘Ghost Guns’ [1257d]
• Florida Rejects Dozens Of Math Textbooks Over Critical Race Theory [1257d]
• Mayonnaise Label Warns Product For External Use Only [1257d]