The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Woman Rescued After Falling Into Outhouse Toilet Trying To Get Phone [1251d]
• Woman Testifying Before Congress Sobbing Too Hard To Tell Them Why She's There [1251d]
• Sycophantic Backup Singers Just Mindlessly Parroting Whatever Lead Singer Says [1251d]
• Math Teacher Makes Class Fun By Letting Students Pick Out Spanish Names [1251d]
• New Tennessee Law Requires Women To Wait 24 Hours Before Getting A Burger [1251d]
• Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Morning After Sex With Husband [1251d]
• Report: Of Course It Some Dude In A Tesla [1251d]
• The Best Tourist Attraction In Every State [1251d]
• Russia Test-Fires New Nuclear-Capable Missile [1251d]
• Florida’s Changes To Textbooks And Curriculums [1251d]
• Package That Arrived In 24 Hours Sits Unopened On Table For Week [1251d]