The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Satanic Temple Asks Boston To Fly Flag After Supreme Court Ruling [1239d]
• Study Finds Average Giant Swallows 8 Americans In Sleep Every Year [1239d]
• Period Tracking App Adds ‘Surrender To Authorities’ Feature [1240d]
• Greatest Moms In U.S. History [1240d]
• Fuddruckers Pursues Market Opportunity By Opening 1,000 Locations In Russia [1240d]
• Study: Greatest Indicator Of Stress Blowing Hair Off Face While Carrying Complicated Coffee Order For Boss Across Bustling City Streets [1240d]
• Potential Roe v. Wade Overturning: How Did We Get Here? [1240d]
• Graduation Audience Tears Up After Skeleton Shows Up To Accept Posthumous Degree [1240d]
• Diminished James Harden Not Flopping With Same Agility [1240d]
• New Dannon Blue Agave Yogurt Features Hallucinogenic Worm On Bottom [1240d]
• TurboTax To Pay $141 Million Fine For Steering Customers Away From Free Services [1240d]
• Who The Hell Are You? You’re Not Supposed To Be Back Here [1240d]