The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation​ [1236d]
• Louisiana Lawmakers Advance Bill To Classify Abortion As Homicide [1236d]
• New HGTV Show Sends Couple To Old Houses To Call Them Disgusting [1236d]
• Pharmacists Warn Against Sharing Prescription Drugs With Someone Who Wouldn’t Do Same For You [1236d]
• Man Tries To Make Himself Look Big During Heart Attack [1236d]
• Louisiana Police Officer Plants Aborted Fetus On Black Suspect [1236d]
• Conservatives Explain What Free Speech Means To Them [1236d]
• Study Shows Mothers Who Outearn Husbands Also Do More Housework [1237d]
• Grieving Family Comes To Terms With Grandmother’s Death By Accepting That She Sucked [1237d]
• Longtime Farmers Market Vendor Knows Enthusiasm For New Jam Guy Will Eventually Fade [1237d]