The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Administration Capping Cost of Internet For Low-Income Americans [1232d]
• Man Doesn’t Understand Why Mothers Facing Formula Shortage Don’t Just Feed Baby Breast Meat [1232d]
• Unclear Where Old Man At Coffee Shop Got Little Thing Of Rice Pudding [1232d]
• Heroic Passenger Provides Emergency Beverage Service After Flight Attendant Falls Ill [1232d]
• What You Need To Know About Microplastics [1232d]
• How To Survive A Nuclear Attack [1232d]
• Passenger With No Flight Experience Lands Plane After Pilot Becomes Incapacitated [1232d]
• Commencement Speaker Some Rando Who Pioneered Lifesaving Medical Research [1232d]
• Plan B Unveils Emergency Team Of Brawny Men To Shake Down Impregnator For Abortion Money [1232d]
• Study Finds Over 60% Of Men Suffer From Male-Pattern Head Loss [1232d]
• Respectful Bear Waiting To Attack Tent Until Couple Inside Finishes Fight [1232d]
• Biggest Reasons Why Americans Are Leaving Big Cities [1232d]