The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New York City Mayor Signs Law Requiring Job Postings To Include Minimum And Maximum Salary [1229d]
• Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation, Pt. 2 [1229d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1229d]
• Things Robbers Always Look For When Casing A House [1229d]
• Barber Sedates Nervous Man Before Haircut [1229d]
• CIA Criticized For Use Of Abusive Etiquette Coaches In Black Site Finishing Schools [1229d]
• James Cromwell Glues Hand To Starbucks Counter To Protest Surcharge For Plant-Based Milk [1229d]
• Every Radio Station In Rural Area Playing Same Stupid Emergency Tornado Warning [1229d]
• Nestlé Pledges 10% Of Profits To Help Fund Genocide In Developing Countries [1229d]
• Nation’s Elderly Announce Plan To Be Sad And Lonely All The Time [1229d]