The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Annoying Co-Worker Types So Loud [1228d]
• Earth Given 50-50 Chance Of Hitting Key Warming Threshold By 2026 [1228d]
• Biden Touts Resiliency Of American Decline While Touring Factory That’s Been Closed For Decades [1228d]
• Congress Placed On Lockdown After Deranged Man Enters Senate With Gun Control Measures [1228d]
• Dad Reads Menu With Restaurant Candle Like Archaeologist Deciphering Ancient Runes [1228d]
• L.A. Mayor To Provide Emergency Housing For Residents Who Spotted Homeless Guy In Neighborhood [1228d]
• Astronaut Lifts Helmet To Sneak Quick Forbidden Gulp Of Space Air [1228d]
• Jeer Leader [1228d]
• ‘There’s A Razor On The Sink,’ Says Nurse Sending Patient To Bathroom To Fill Up Cup With Blood [1228d]
• Things No One Tells You About Moving Back To Your Hometown [1228d]
• Scientists Grow Plant Seeds In Lunar Soil For First Time [1228d]
• D.C. Street Sweeper Lays On Horn At Saluting Pete Buttigieg Standing In Path [1228d]