The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• First Cases Of Monkeypox Confirmed In U.S. [1221d]
• Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation, Pt. 3 [1221d]
• Politician Still Gets Little Rush Every Time He Pretends To Be Like Poor Person [1222d]
• Report: More Than 3,000 Potentially Harmful Chemicals Found In Food Packaging [1222d]
• Man Scared Of Committing To AirPods Just Because He Afraid To Someday Lose Them [1222d]
• New Diversity Initiative Encourages Employees To Lie About Their Race [1222d]
• Pregnant Woman Playing Lots Of Mozart In Hope Of Making Husband Smarter [1222d]
• Things New Yorkers Hate Most About L.A. [1222d]
• Urban Overplanner Issues Minute-By-Minute Daily Schedule For Each Of City’s Residents [1222d]