The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Dr. Oz Sells Garcinia Cambogia Supplement Guaranteed To Lower Taxes [1214d]
• Report: Only 12% Of Americans Have Met Person They’re Cloned From [1214d]
• Celebrities Explain How They Are Supporting Abortion Rights [1214d]
• Scientists Discover Ancient Forest Inside Giant Sinkhole In China [1214d]
• U.S. Navy Issues Thanks To Oceans For Their Assistance Winning WW2 [1214d]
• Nation’s Short Bald Guys Announce Plans To Become Unnervingly Ripped [1214d]