The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• JB Pritzker, Standing In A Field Wearing A Top Hat And Overalls: We Convinced Him This Was How Rural Voters Dressed [1203d]
• Poll Shows Nearly Half Of Republicans Say U.S. Has To ‘Accept’ Mass Shootings [1203d]
• New Law Safeguards 50 Million Children From Threats Of Gun Violence By Adding Them To Supreme Court [1203d]
• Researchers Confirm Determined Seagull Finally Made It Into Outer Space [1203d]
• Ukrainians Reflect On The First 100 Days Of The War [1203d]
• Must-Read Reflections On Pride Month [1203d]
• Iditarod Dog Found Safe Months After Disappearing From Checkpoint [1203d]
• New Abortion Waiting Period Law Requires Women To Spend Night In Creepy Old House On Hill [1203d]
• Ob-Gyn Clarifies She Doesn’t Have To Hear About Foot Stuff [1203d]