The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 5-Year-Old Finds Pet Turtle Perfect New Home [1199d]
• U-Haul Full Of White Supremacists Planning Riot At Pride Event Arrested [1199d]
• Belly Fact: Did You Know? [1199d]
• HGTV Stars Reveal How They Cut Corners Behind The Scenes [1199d]
• Ant Out Of Its Fucking Mind If It Thinks It Getting Any Of Man’s Pie [1199d]
• New Department Of Energy Program Incentivizes Pedestrians, Cyclists To Switch To Electric Vehicles [1199d]
• E.U. To Mandate Universal Charging Port For New Devices [1199d]
• Nation Becoming More And More Comfortable Masturbating Indoors Again [1199d]
• Must-Play Games On PlayStation Plus Premium [1199d]