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The Onion

Old Dog Having Absolute Blast On Car Ride Over To Euthanasia Appointment [1192d]
China Says It May Have Detected Signals From Alien Civilizations [1192d]
Encouraging Report Finds Most Of Planet Will Still Be Habitable In 2023 [1192d]
Britney Spears Placed Under Conservatorship Again After Court Determines She’s Having Too Much Fun [1192d]
Christian Parents Encourage Child To Save Self For Church Leader [1192d]
Whole Conversation Wasted Getting To Know New Neighbors Who Were Just Airbnb Guests [1192d]
Biggest Revelations From The Jan. 6 Hearings [1192d]
Employee Always Complaining About No Time Off Suddenly Upset About Getting Fired [1192d]