The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1176d]
• 4th Of July Potluck Guests Asked To Bring Something Everyone Can Blow Up [1177d]
• America Celebrates Independence Day [1177d]
• CEOs Explain How They Will Protect Abortion Rights [1177d]
• Friend Who Grew Up Wealthy Wouldn’t Last One Day As Upper Middle Class [1177d]
• Man Thought Guests Would Be More Impressed He Got Couch For Free [1177d]
• Pharmacist Denies Woman Birth Control Pills On Grounds That He’s Her Son From Future [1177d]
• Stepdad Does His Best To Approximate Loving Hug [1177d]
• Skip Bayless Reminds Viewers Gas Never Hit $5 Per Gallon During Michael Jordan’s Era [1177d]
• CIA Agent Wishes He Could Brag About How Well Secret War With Bolivia Is Going [1177d]
• Dog Can Immediately Tell Exactly How Man’s Previous Dog Liked To Be Touched [1177d]