The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NYC Puts Out PSA In Case Of Nuclear Attack [1165d]
• ESPN Releases Way-Too-Early Predictions Of NFL Players To Die By Age 45 [1165d]
• Regretful Officer Believes More Could Have Been Done To Kill Unarmed Black Man [1165d]
• Deckhand Scolded For Throwing Trash On Floor Of Ship When Great Pacific Garbage Patch Right There [1165d]
• Racially Biased Education System Criticized For Omitting Historic African American Moon Colony [1165d]
• What To Know About Monkeypox [1165d]
• Wealthy New Yorkers Explain Why They Left The City [1165d]
• Grandma Wheeled Onto Wedding Dance Floor Given Halfhearted Spin [1165d]
• New Windex Formula Removes Menacing Apparitions From Mirror [1165d]
• U.S. Tourist Taking Selfie Falls Into Mount Vesuvius [1165d]
• Fans Reflexively Hold Breath Every Time Chet Holmgren Moves [1165d]
• U.S. Gas Prices Fall After Single Nod From Figure At Head Of Table In Shadowy Boardroom [1165d]