The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Secret Service Deleted Jan. 6 Text Messages After Oversight Request [1161d]
• Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins [1161d]
• Democrats Worried Biden Will Be Healthy Enough To Run Again In 2024 [1162d]
• Californians React To The Homelessness Crisis [1162d]
• Disappointing Bribe Just Duffel Bag [1162d]
• Rob Manfred Open To Any Ideas To Make MLB All-Star Game Worse This Year [1162d]
• Archaeologists Theorize England’s Mysterious Big Ben Monument Originally Constructed To Measure Time [1162d]
• 15-Year-Old Finds Summer Job As BetterHelp Therapist [1162d]
• Report: 70% Of Celebrities Totally Unaware They Own Half Of Tequila Brand [1162d]
• Woman Getting IUD In Every Orifice Just In Case [1162d]
• Study Shows Men Prefer Dating Profiles With Poor Grammar [1162d]