The Brutalist Report

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• Zelensky Fires Top Spy Chief, Prosecutor For Allegedly Collaborating With Russia [1262d]
• Newly Released Footage Of Uvalde Shooting Altered To Remove Police Laughter [1262d]
• Apology Fact: Did You Know? [1262d]
• Britain Battles Heat Wave By Turning Up London Eye To Highest Setting [1262d]
• Americans Explain Why They Prefer Gas Over Electric Cars [1263d]
• Report: Which One Of You Ungrateful Fucks Clicked Unsubscribe? [1263d]
• Airbnb Host Sends Renters Friendly Reminder To Avoid Using Or Touching Anything On Property [1263d]
• EPA Closes Down After Running Out Of Salvageable Environment To Protect [1263d]
• Texas Sues Biden Administration Over Requiring Abortions In Medical Emergencies [1263d]
• Dairy Queen Fires Employee Who Discovered Blizzard Machine Gained Sentience [1263d]
• Barber Hopes To Make First Chair Someday [1263d]