The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• House Approves Same-Sex Marriage Bill [1159d]
• NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 [1159d]
• Black Actress Forced To Bring Own Hair Products, Makeup, Lighting To Movie Set [1159d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Are Homeschooling Their Kids [1159d]
• Symphony-Goer Heads To Seat Carrying Novelty Tuba Full Of Nachos [1160d]
• Heroic Investigator Comments ‘What Happened?’ On Facebook Death Announcement [1160d]
• What To Know About The European Heat Wave [1160d]
• Woman Has Friend On Standby To Drive Car Through Bar Window In Case Date Going Badly [1160d]
• ‘Would Take Hell Of A Lot More Than This To Snap Cable,’ Reports Jumping Man In Elevator [1160d]
• Jennifer Lopez Weds Ben Affleck In Las Vegas Drive-Through Chapel [1160d]
• Poll: Majority Of Democrats Prefer Someone Else Inhabit Joe Biden’s Body In 2024 [1160d]