The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.K. Movie Theater Offers Redheads Free Movie Tickets To Escape Heat [1158d]
• Covid Virus Unsure How To Make Biden’s Body Any Weaker [1158d]
• Area Baseball Fan Excited For First-Round Draft Pick They’ll Never Hear About Again [1158d]
• White House Says Biden Still Energetic Enough To Have Customary Morning Intercourse With Jill [1158d]
• CDC: ‘Definitely Too Hot Out To Wear A Condom’ [1158d]
• Mommy Fact: Did You Know? [1158d]
• Alarming Study Finds Only 20% Of Unwanted Babies Adopted By Wild Animals [1158d]
• ‘It’s So Nice To Finally Meet One Of Pete’s Work Friends,’ Says Chasten Buttigieg To Traffic Cone [1159d]
• Biggest Marvel Reveals From Comic-Con 2022 [1159d]
• Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Open Up About Their Relationship Timeline [1159d]
• U.K. Breaks Record For Highest Temperature Ever Reported [1159d]
• Stranded In The Alps, Both Legs Broken, And Unable To Signal Rescuers, Here’s How Judi Dench Is Making 87 The New 30 [1159d]
• New Ford F-450 Comes With Shotgun In Case Truck Doesn’t Kill Pedestrian On Impact [1159d]