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The Onion

Jan. 6 Panel Finds Over 200 Congresspeople Hooked Up Believing They Were About To Die [1157d]
Senators Announce Bipartisan Bill To Stop Candidates From Stealing Elections [1157d]
American Medical Association Admits Illustrator Of New Anatomy Reference Book Couldn’t Really Draw Shoulders [1157d]
Overheated Homeless Man Hallucinates Living In Compassionate Society [1157d]
New Airbnb Rental Just Cardboard Box With Rapist Inside [1157d]
Sleeps With The Loaves And Fishes [1157d]
Biggest Revelations From The Uvalde School Shooting Report [1157d]
Study Finds Leaning On Mop At Center Stage Linked To Delivering Monologue About Things ’Round Here [1157d]
What To Know About The Political Crisis In Sri Lanka [1157d]
Rob Manfred Extends Olive Branch To Minor Leaguers By Letting Them Run Bases At MLB Stadium After Game [1157d]
State Department Brokers Alliance In Destabilized Region By Providing Arms To Texan Warlords [1158d]
Survey: 1 In 5 U.S. Adults Condone ‘Justified’ Political Violence [1158d]
Exasperated Aquarium Staff Demand Visitors Stop Tapping On, Yelling At Vending Machines [1158d]