The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• WHO Declares Monkeypox Spread A Global Health Emergency [1154d]
• 330 Million Dead Following Mass Shooting [1154d]
• Democrats Explain Why They Support Joe Manchin [1154d]
• Snobby Ex-Con Always Mentioning How He Went To Private Prison [1154d]
• Breakdancer’s Corpse Continues To Pop, Lock Minutes After Death [1154d]
• Pete Buttigieg Apologizes To Husband After Moaning Name Of Interstate During Sex [1154d]
• Monarch Butterflies Listed As Endangered [1154d]
• Woman’s Skin Positively Glowing From Never Being Pregnant [1154d]
• ‘Watermelon Gazpacho Is A Great Starter For Summer Parties,’ Writes AP Reporter Who Will Not Be Winning Pulitzer This Year [1154d]