The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Michigan Supreme Court Bans LGBTQ+ Discrimination [1146d]
• McConnell Reclaims Senate Majority After Convincing Dianne Feinstein She’s Always Been Republican [1147d]
• Skin Fact: Did You Know? [1147d]
• Shipwreck That May Have Inspired ‘The Goonies’ Discovered Off Oregon Coast [1147d]
• Reasonable BTS Fan Only Sends Death Threats In Defense Of J-Hope [1147d]
• Research Suggests Most Americans One Explosion Away From Disaster [1147d]
• Police Experimenting With Nonlethal Methods To Give Speeding Ticket [1147d]
• White Coworkers Astonished That Black Woman’s Hair Could Miraculously Grow So Long Over Weekend [1147d]
• Bored Elderly Man Thinking Of Taking Up Hobble [1147d]